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Aaaaaand that’s how we got here! Neat, huh? Aw man! I forgot! I gotta get home in time for dinner! Uncle Kirby must be worried out of his mind! I have so much to tell him about!And I better get there fast cause I’m running out of exclamation marks! “Alright, who are you and why […]

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We have been called to enact our dark and horrid purification ritual. Those who dwell above finally await redemption. We will give them redemption, one more pure than that of which could ever be bestowed upon by any other. Quickly now my children, the doorway is open. Human kind has finally asked for hell on […]

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Man, Jordan single handedly sapped the enthusiasm out of me. I can’t imagine the pain of losing the opportunity to get yelled at by a talking hat. Well, I had to press on even if the pain of reading that sentence carried on with me for the rest of my life.